Two Men At A Bar (One Minute Play)

QUINTIN

but like, let's dump on georgia

remember when we could all do that in peace?

JAMES

my mother in law lives in georgia

QUINTIN

oh

I bet atlanta is nice

JAMES

she doesn’t live in atlanta

QUINTIN

oh

um

can I buy you a drink?

JAMES

if it’s expensive

QUINTIN

how expensive?

I’m not rich

JAMES

your shoes say otherwise

QUINTIN

you like them?

JAMES

I want a top shelf whiskey on the rocks

QUINTIN

you give me your number and it’s a deal

JAMES

I want some mozzarella sticks too

QUINTIN

only if we split them

JAMES

ok

oh, and

wait what’s your name?

QUINTIN

Quintin

JAMES

Quintin.

georgia sucks

QUINTIN

the hell it does

Blackout.